Random Religion
Religious Aspects
Type:
triism
(which is the religion of three tries).
Subtype:
Hierarchy:
mostly
harmless
Direction:
one way, but with a U-turn at the halfway mark
Focus:
bellybuttons
Deity/Ruling Deities:
HEY YOU!
Title/Important Deities:
The Big Kahoona, Bob
Divine Interaction:
generally RSVP's to parties
Involves (Features):
the artist formerly known as Prince
Afterlife:
the good are horribly punished while the bad go on in eternal bliss. ...wait...
Supernatural:
garden gnomes
Worship:
obsessive banging of pots together
Holy Days of Worship:
every hour, on the hour
Holidays Celebrate:
celebrity impersonators, bad refrigerator art, that guy in the corner, and paper clips!
Major Holidays:
involve pudding (probably laced with lots of drugs)
Clergy:
men, women, cats, dogs, and a parakeet
Clerical Structure:
mobius strip
Function:
avoiding real work
Lifestyle:
anywhere from dirt poor to owning a gold-plated jet
Family:
only if they discover you hiding behind the curtains when they ring the doorbell
Chosen:
via a chicken picking the winning lotto numbers
Distinguished By:
people pointing and laughing at them
Cultural Aspects
Symbol:
the artist formerly known as Prince
Holy Color:
transparent
Artistic Expression:
tons and tons of mimes!!!
Passed Down:
cartoon characters
Creation Myth Type:
fuzzy dust bunnies
Mortals' Origin:
they just showed up at the door one day
Major Myth/Symbol(s):
Internet
Deadly Sins:
molesters, talking at the theater, trolling content generator developers
High Virtues:
taking the red pill, eating cookies, not feeding the trolls
Coming of Age:
knee high to a grasshopper
Coming of Age Rite:
putting up with coming-of-age rites
Marriage:
is wot bwings ufs togefer today
Marriage Rites:
getting your own lawyer for the inevitable divorce
Death Rites:
worm food
Major Taboo Involves:
forgetting your mother's birthday
Prevalence:
That one weird uncle with the tinfoil hat believes. And a couple Hollywood celebrities, but that's about it.
Longevity:
What do you mean? It's always been a part of the Great Plan!
Outsiders:
taken to Guantanamo, tortured, and never heard from again
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