This is a random content generator for the Firefly/Serenity universe (‘Verse).
Howdy!
Y'all know how ya git that there ship ya always dreamed of, only t' find out
halfway 'twixt Bernadette and Belix that the used ship salesman mighta done sold ya a pile a
digested gǒu shǐ protein? Turns out the ship y'all named
Freedom weren't quite as free as ya thought.
adjust comm: Wait, did y'all jus' say
we done lost a buffer panel on entry to atmo? Maybe that were jus' static. Better
repeat that last call from...why do I smell smoke?
Engine Related:
The heart of yer boat. As if that there spinny thing in th'
engineering room weren't complicated enough, there's a whole mess a'
parts that is so sciencey complex, don't make a lick a sense 'ceptin'
to thems that either made a lifetime's debt in fancy college tuition,
grew up with a daddy who knew how t' fix these things, or ya got a
knack fer it. Now, whether y'all need t' be on yer back down
there t' see the problem is yer own bee's wax, dong ma?
Hull Related:
If'n th' engine is th' heart of yer boat, this here section is th'
skin an' bones.
Systems Related:
Yer ship's guts, nerves, brains—if'n we's stayin' all metaphorical.
Maybe doc was on t' somethin' sayin' ain't much difference 'twixt a
surgeon an' a ship's mechanic.
Thanks for stoppin' by! Take care, now, dong ma?
— Shaudawn
